Moofa's Outside The Box: The Cool Side Of Weird

Moofa's Outside The Box

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GREEN OUTSIDE THE BOX

Did you know that the average child born puts out 100% more carbon emissions than a
child that is never born? Did you know that human male sperm is the leading cause of
human children? Moofa's Outside The Box urges young men to plant their seeds in the
earth, and nowhere near anything resembling a woman. We at Moofa's Outside The Box
would like to recognise the gay community for their proper disposal of semen in every day
would like to recognise the gay community for their proper disposal of semen in every day
heterosexual breeders. If you are thinking of breeding, consider how many perfectly good
heterosexual breeders. If you are thinking of breeding, consider how many perfectly good
preexisting children are emitting carbon as we speak. Don't Do It!

Ever get depressed about the state of the world today? Would you like to do your part?
Stop adding to the problem and start by reducing your carbon footprint by 100%! Please
though be kind to mother earth and make sure you don't choose suicide by garage / car
asphyxiation. If you are an especially big loser you may not be discovered for a long time,
and your vehicle could cause some big issues for the environment. Moofa's Outside The
Box is working on a pamphlet on the eco-friendly suicide self burying. We are still working
on the logistics, and the pamphlet should be available in the fall.

people! If you don't have the dedication to murder for mother earth yourself, consider that
you can contract eco-conscious individuals to murder almost anyone you choose for
sometimes as little as $4,000 a person. The government currently views the practice of
murder as bad, but this is the same government that said there was no such thing as
global warming. Lets be kind, and pop a cap in this issue once and for all.