The Bear That can fly. Orlando the Air Bear loves to bound around town with a
rainbow shooting out of his ass. He uses his powers to spread joy around the city
with fabulous pizazz! Whoopie!
Title: "Air Bear"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $60.00
rainbow shooting out of his ass. He uses his powers to spread joy around the city
with fabulous pizazz! Whoopie!
Title: "Air Bear"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $60.00
On the farm there is only one law, F**k or be F**ked. Sheep and Pig have
finally turned the tables on farm boy. Little do they know that this is farm boys
dream and very well may be the greatest day of farm boy's life.
Title: "Sweet Ass Revenge"
Size: 9" x 12"
Price: $190.00
finally turned the tables on farm boy. Little do they know that this is farm boys
dream and very well may be the greatest day of farm boy's life.
Title: "Sweet Ass Revenge"
Size: 9" x 12"
Price: $190.00
Grobbley Groat is the four pennies monster of Nabuul. The Grobbley Groat
looks like a friendly monster, and he is if you give him four pennies to
appease him. If you don't give him four pennies he will dance in your viscera.
Title: Grobbley Groat
Size: 9" x 12"
Price: $40.00
looks like a friendly monster, and he is if you give him four pennies to
appease him. If you don't give him four pennies he will dance in your viscera.
Title: Grobbley Groat
Size: 9" x 12"
Price: $40.00
Bobby B. has gotten many angry responses to this painting of the devil as a bunny.
Christians and Satanarians have boycotted Bobby B. paintings and taken down all of
his work in their churches and dark pits of sacrifice. It is wrong to mock the power of
Satan and Bobby knows this now.
Title: "Bunniablo"
Date: 01/02/2007
Price: $190.00
Christians and Satanarians have boycotted Bobby B. paintings and taken down all of
his work in their churches and dark pits of sacrifice. It is wrong to mock the power of
Satan and Bobby knows this now.
Title: "Bunniablo"
Date: 01/02/2007
Price: $190.00
Ziggy the tree grew up on a hill. He enjoyed long days filled with growing.
One autumn day he happened to look down and realize with sheer horror
that he wasn't growing on top of the hill but rather on the side of the hill.
Fast forward 75 years later he is still freaking out and bracing for impact.
Title: "Tree Falling"
Size: 12" x 16"
Price: $100.00
One autumn day he happened to look down and realize with sheer horror
that he wasn't growing on top of the hill but rather on the side of the hill.
Fast forward 75 years later he is still freaking out and bracing for impact.
Title: "Tree Falling"
Size: 12" x 16"
Price: $100.00
Well I really can't tell you what the heck I was thinking when I painted this one. I think if i
said "Rabbit Down The Alice Hole" it wouldn't sound right. Whatever you think, is what I
was thinking!
Title: "Rabbit Pill"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $35.00
said "Rabbit Down The Alice Hole" it wouldn't sound right. Whatever you think, is what I
was thinking!
Title: "Rabbit Pill"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $35.00
Mitsy is a cute kitty like all others, but just like all other cats she is evil to the
core. Mitsy has made it her mission to slay all canary in existence.
Title: "Mitsy The Canary Slayer"
Size: 9" x 12"
Price: $60.00
core. Mitsy has made it her mission to slay all canary in existence.
Title: "Mitsy The Canary Slayer"
Size: 9" x 12"
Price: $60.00
This kitty is the arch nemesis of the kitty that is scared of your poo. He is concerned
about weather you are pooping on a regular basis. He orders you to let go of your
intestinal packages and it pisses him off if you don't. Don't incur the righteous fury
that is Meowslix. Poop often.
Title: "Meowslix!"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $90.00
about weather you are pooping on a regular basis. He orders you to let go of your
intestinal packages and it pisses him off if you don't. Don't incur the righteous fury
that is Meowslix. Poop often.
Title: "Meowslix!"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $90.00
Ever since Kitty was born he wanted to kill all humans. When he grew up he built this
kill-bot suit. Too bad the only way he's going to kill anyone, is with cuteness.
Title: "Kitty Kill-Bot"
Size: 9" x 12"
Price: $90.00
kill-bot suit. Too bad the only way he's going to kill anyone, is with cuteness.
Title: "Kitty Kill-Bot"
Size: 9" x 12"
Price: $90.00
Kitty Jesus was born at a manger (thats a hospital for animals with mange) on
national animal day. His mother Kitty Mother Mary and father All Knowing (and
slightly pervish) Kitty God told Bobby B. he wouldn't offend anyone by painting a
portrait of their son who is the savior to all cats. Christians and Catstians should be
working together for world peace but due to their similar saviors there are many
holy wars.
Title: "Kitty Jesus"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price:
national animal day. His mother Kitty Mother Mary and father All Knowing (and
slightly pervish) Kitty God told Bobby B. he wouldn't offend anyone by painting a
portrait of their son who is the savior to all cats. Christians and Catstians should be
working together for world peace but due to their similar saviors there are many
holy wars.
Title: "Kitty Jesus"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price:
Ted works a horrible dead end desk job. Ted gets emasculated daily by his
wife. Ted has two cubs who like to snort drugs off the backs of strumpets
while listening to bad 80's electronic dance. Ted doesn't want to listen to
your problems, and when you tell your little jokes he lets you know that he's
not amused!
Title: "Ted's Not Amused"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price:
wife. Ted has two cubs who like to snort drugs off the backs of strumpets
while listening to bad 80's electronic dance. Ted doesn't want to listen to
your problems, and when you tell your little jokes he lets you know that he's
not amused!
Title: "Ted's Not Amused"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price:
What can I say, 3 paintings as one, tadaa!
Name: The Dreigon
Size: 6 x 8 (times 3)
Price: $60.00
Name: The Dreigon
Size: 6 x 8 (times 3)
Price: $60.00
In feral Japan were two houses that were mortal enemies The Kitti-chan Clan
and The Humble Bunny Warlords. These brave warriors face off not knowing
that their famous battle will incite a war between Kitties and Bunnies. Which
species will survive?
Title: "Fuzzy Showdown"
Size: 18" x 24"
Price: $150.00
and The Humble Bunny Warlords. These brave warriors face off not knowing
that their famous battle will incite a war between Kitties and Bunnies. Which
species will survive?
Title: "Fuzzy Showdown"
Size: 18" x 24"
Price: $150.00
This poor monkey has been caught up in it all. He can't even properly eat his
banana today. I know he will be okay though, because I painted him.
Title: "Blue Monkey"
Size: 9" x 12"
Price:
banana today. I know he will be okay though, because I painted him.
Title: "Blue Monkey"
Size: 9" x 12"
Price:
You dropped your E, you have all the water you can carry, your friends are
everywhere, and the beat just whams its was into your chest down through
your feet. You are at a bunny rave. You are the bunny rave. You are rave.
Who are you again?
Title: "Bunny Rave"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $70.00
everywhere, and the beat just whams its was into your chest down through
your feet. You are at a bunny rave. You are the bunny rave. You are rave.
Who are you again?
Title: "Bunny Rave"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $70.00
Whore for the machine this painting is the logo for Bobby B. and his art
ventures. Badgers are awesome and super cool.
Title: "Bobby B. Badger"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $30.00
ventures. Badgers are awesome and super cool.
Title: "Bobby B. Badger"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $30.00
Oh yeah Carrots cheat at anything and everything!
Title: "Carrots Cheat!"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $200.00 - SOLD
Title: "Carrots Cheat!"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $200.00 - SOLD
Lil Bunny Bunshine loves to bounce, and bound toward the sky. Now ain't
that just so cute. I could just choke him! I was drinking sake for my arthritis
when I painted this one, maybe it's just a little too cute. ~Shrugs~
Title: "Lil Bunny Bunshine"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $100.00
that just so cute. I could just choke him! I was drinking sake for my arthritis
when I painted this one, maybe it's just a little too cute. ~Shrugs~
Title: "Lil Bunny Bunshine"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $100.00
Aquarius=The Camel Girdy. Pisces = The Beta Bros. Aries = Gruffy Mcgoat.
Taurus = Mooey Man Cow. Gemini = Siamese Kitty Twins. Cancer = Scuddles.
Leo = Eddy The Bi-Curious Lion. Virgo = Genny the pad locked pink clam.
Libra = Gator Bob The Scale Master. Scorpio = Dave. Sagittarius = Ted the
not amused centaur archer. Capricorn = Gregory The Mer-Goat and tax
attorney.
Title: "Zoodiac"
Price: Commission
Taurus = Mooey Man Cow. Gemini = Siamese Kitty Twins. Cancer = Scuddles.
Leo = Eddy The Bi-Curious Lion. Virgo = Genny the pad locked pink clam.
Libra = Gator Bob The Scale Master. Scorpio = Dave. Sagittarius = Ted the
not amused centaur archer. Capricorn = Gregory The Mer-Goat and tax
attorney.
Title: "Zoodiac"
Price: Commission
Note: Black Bars Are Not Part Of The Painting, They Are In Place To Preserve The
Innocence Of Youth. pssst if you are not a youth, those are all penises under the
black bars.
Title: "Priapus"
Size: 18" x 24"
Price: $150.00
Innocence Of Youth. pssst if you are not a youth, those are all penises under the
black bars.
Title: "Priapus"
Size: 18" x 24"
Price: $150.00
Being a product of the south I believe in aliens. I also believe in cows. It is not a far
stretch to imagine that cows may be stolen by aliens. The truth is that this stool is a
representation of a true story that happened to my cows when I was dreaming about
it happening. They wiped my memory so that I don't remember owning cows, and that
is how they get you. I was also sodomised with a lawn dart by the aliens but they were
disguised as my uncle.
Title: "Moo-Nappers"
Size: Stool Size
Date: 09/09/2007
Med: *Acrylic /Poly/ Solid Wood *glow in dark elements
Price: Commission
stretch to imagine that cows may be stolen by aliens. The truth is that this stool is a
representation of a true story that happened to my cows when I was dreaming about
it happening. They wiped my memory so that I don't remember owning cows, and that
is how they get you. I was also sodomised with a lawn dart by the aliens but they were
disguised as my uncle.
Title: "Moo-Nappers"
Size: Stool Size
Date: 09/09/2007
Med: *Acrylic /Poly/ Solid Wood *glow in dark elements
Price: Commission
Based on a true story of balls and fire, fire and balls, and balls of fire. This
is the true story of a bunny way too crazy NOT to set his testicles ablaze.
Too bad that fur covers Bunny head to toe. Too bad fur burns so fast. It's
better to burn out than to fade away!
Title: "Balls Of Fire"
Size: 5" x 7"
Date: 07/29/2007
Med: Acrylic/Stretch Canvas
Price: Commission
is the true story of a bunny way too crazy NOT to set his testicles ablaze.
Too bad that fur covers Bunny head to toe. Too bad fur burns so fast. It's
better to burn out than to fade away!
Title: "Balls Of Fire"
Size: 5" x 7"
Date: 07/29/2007
Med: Acrylic/Stretch Canvas
Price: Commission
Kitty People in love. Now that warms the old
cockles don't it?
cockles don't it?
Title: "Boo Kitties"
Date: 07/16/2007
Med: Acrylic/Stretch Canvas
Price: Commission
Date: 07/16/2007
Med: Acrylic/Stretch Canvas
Price: Commission
The Unholy union of cat and snail. Never since the seed of The Hilton Empire
has there been a more absurd pussy to slime across our hearts and fill us
with joy. Snitty we love you.
Title: "Snitty"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $90.00
has there been a more absurd pussy to slime across our hearts and fill us
with joy. Snitty we love you.
Title: "Snitty"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $90.00
Boy the dentist sure seems like a sweet enough guy. Gentle, caring, honest.
WRONG! When he gets you in that chair and starts digging in your mouth with
his razor sharp claws there is nothing you can do. He isn't looking for
cavities he is looking for your soul.
Title: "The Dentist"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $50.00
WRONG! When he gets you in that chair and starts digging in your mouth with
his razor sharp claws there is nothing you can do. He isn't looking for
cavities he is looking for your soul.
Title: "The Dentist"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $50.00
Abby The Sweet Natured Man Eating Tiger strolls through the grass enjoying
the day. Mr. Slitherkins looks for a tasty mouse. Purple Frog thinks about
eating some ants while he basks in the day. The Coffee Jungle is at peace as
the little pink bunny fairy makes the flowers grow (by peeing on them) in the
afternoon sun.
Title: "Coffee Jungle"
Price: $1300.00
the day. Mr. Slitherkins looks for a tasty mouse. Purple Frog thinks about
eating some ants while he basks in the day. The Coffee Jungle is at peace as
the little pink bunny fairy makes the flowers grow (by peeing on them) in the
afternoon sun.
Title: "Coffee Jungle"
Price: $1300.00
Little Bunny Binki always lived in happy little gardens eating happily the
greens that grew there. One day he awoke to find himself with a headache
and an odd feeling that he wasn't in his bunny house. OMFG Binki is trapped
inside the yellow room! I bet the farmer had something to do with this. That
asshole! Will Little Bunny Binki ever escape? Will he ever get to eat the
farmers tasty ass greens again?
Title: "Inside The Yellow Room"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price:
greens that grew there. One day he awoke to find himself with a headache
and an odd feeling that he wasn't in his bunny house. OMFG Binki is trapped
inside the yellow room! I bet the farmer had something to do with this. That
asshole! Will Little Bunny Binki ever escape? Will he ever get to eat the
farmers tasty ass greens again?
Title: "Inside The Yellow Room"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price:
Rosco has been crapped on for the last time. He will rise up and show the
world what he thinks. Birds may be stupid but they ain't dumb. Rosco knows
the only way to be free is to push someone else down. As a side note Rosco
was eaten by cats one week after his tagging of this cat night club wall.
Title: "Bird Tagger"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $50.00
world what he thinks. Birds may be stupid but they ain't dumb. Rosco knows
the only way to be free is to push someone else down. As a side note Rosco
was eaten by cats one week after his tagging of this cat night club wall.
Title: "Bird Tagger"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $50.00
W.A.R. Whiskers Against Rabbits was my longest most thought out project I
had done at the time of its finish. Most of my stuff is centered around one
character. I have always toyed with the idea of cats and rabbits as waring
factions of a fuzzy world gone insane.
Title: "WAR"
Size: 24" x 36"
Price: $1000.00
had done at the time of its finish. Most of my stuff is centered around one
character. I have always toyed with the idea of cats and rabbits as waring
factions of a fuzzy world gone insane.
Title: "WAR"
Size: 24" x 36"
Price: $1000.00
One day as a kitten on the farm kitty wandered up to a moo moo cow and said "Hi giant
kitty, I love you!" Kitty was very capricious and outgoing. The moo moo cow let forth its
patty with a frightful plop right on top of poor kitty burying him alive. Today kitty is
scared of poo and no amount of therapy can cure poor kitty. As a side note moo moo
cow hates kitties.
Title: "Kitty Scared Of Your Poo"
Size: 12" x 16"
Price: $300.00
kitty, I love you!" Kitty was very capricious and outgoing. The moo moo cow let forth its
patty with a frightful plop right on top of poor kitty burying him alive. Today kitty is
scared of poo and no amount of therapy can cure poor kitty. As a side note moo moo
cow hates kitties.
Title: "Kitty Scared Of Your Poo"
Size: 12" x 16"
Price: $300.00
The coke is too much for Micheal J. Cat. He is living fast in the big city of NY
1984. Let us hope he doesn't discover crack.
Title: "Bright Lights Big Kitty"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $30.00
1984. Let us hope he doesn't discover crack.
Title: "Bright Lights Big Kitty"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $30.00
Into the forest the green eye monster waits. He is patient and clever for the
blood he takes. He only eats trees though so do not be scared. I guess he
doesn't take blood, but rather sap.
Title: "Green Eye Monster"
Size: 9" x 12"
Price: $50.00
blood he takes. He only eats trees though so do not be scared. I guess he
doesn't take blood, but rather sap.
Title: "Green Eye Monster"
Size: 9" x 12"
Price: $50.00
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Fazio is the world famous head juggler. Here is a painting of Fazio in action
with piggies heads. All piggies died of natural causes except the ones who
didn't, those piggies were murdered.
Title: "Fazio The Head Juggler"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $30.00
with piggies heads. All piggies died of natural causes except the ones who
didn't, those piggies were murdered.
Title: "Fazio The Head Juggler"
Size: 8" x 10"
Price: $30.00
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